Editing Mr. Resetti/Wild World dialogue

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When a [[player]] did not save their game, [[Mr. Resetti]] may appear. For the dialogues in {{WW}}, see below.

== First Dialogue ==
The dialogue shown below is only spoken once after the 1st reset. After that, it is no longer spoken.

"Yeah, so uh, hello there.<br />Lemme introduce myself.<br />Name's Resetti.&nbsp; Mr. Resetti.<br />You and me...we met before?<br />At the museum, somethin' like that?<br />Yeah, whatever.<br />I guess I oughta thank you for buying this game, Animal Crossing: Wild World.<br />Yeah, so, on behalf of everyone at Nintendo, I...<br />Uh...&nbsp; What was next, again?<br />Aw, forget it!<br />I ain't recitin' that stupid line again!<br />I give up!<br />Let's get down to business, whaddaya say?<br />You an' me gotta talk a bit here.<br />I gotta let you in on why I've come to visit.<br />You followin' me, bright eyes?<br />When you quit playin' last...<br />How'd you do it?<br />You do anythin' unusual, maybe?<br />Like...I dunno, you turned off the power without savin'?<br />Anythin' like that?<br />Huh?&nbsp; I didn't hear whatcha said there.<br />...You did?&nbsp; You quit without savin'?<br />I KNEW it!<br />Don't tell me, I'll tell YOU, pal!<br />THAT'S the reason!<br />THAT'S why I'm here!<br />If you're gonna turn the power off, you gotta save first!<br />C'mon, use your head!<br />Didn't old man Nook do his routine on how you can save in the attic?<br />If that's too much work, you even got START right there...lazy bones!<br />Just shuttin' down is the same as resettin', and you know what that means!<br />Yeah!&nbsp; I gotta tunnel out here and lecture you!<br />Got it?&nbsp; Good!&nbsp; Don't forget!<br />So tell me somethin':&nbsp; you even know what resettin' does to your play time?<br />It vanishes it.<br />All that time you spent playin'?<br />POOF!&nbsp; Gone.&nbsp; Bye-bye!<br />No big deal, huh?<br />Maybe it was just a minute of your life.<br />What do I know, right?<br />Well, I'll TELL you what this mole knows:&nbsp; you gotta treasure life.<br />Every second!<br />And don't even talk to me about other games, neither.<br />This ain't another game.<br />This is Animal Crossing: Wild World.<br />We...encourage you NOT to do stuff like that.<br />Hey, I know what you're thinkin'.<br />"This is MY game.&nbsp; I can do whatever I want!"<br />Look, I hear ya, pal, loud an' clear, but we got rules here.<br />They ain't negotiable.<br />Did I explain that slow enough for you?&nbsp; Yeah?<br />We clear here?&nbsp; Good.<br />Seein' as this is your first offense, I'm gonna let you off easy this time, OK?<br />But you oughta know, kid, I'm goin' outta my way to be friendly here.<br />That's right, friendly...<br />Normally, well...I got some anger-management issues.<br />I was born with a short fuse, and that thing gets shorter every single day.<br />I don't try to be mean or scary or nothin', but some people are real sensitive.<br />Hey, Ex-CUUUUUUSE me!<br />Pfff...&nbsp; I'm just tryin' to scratch out a livin' here.<br />I ain't a goblin, y'know?<br />But, hey, fear and loathin' comes with the hard hat, so...BOOOOOO!<br />BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!<br />...Yeesh!&nbsp; Look at the time!<br />I gotta get tunnelin'.<br />Here's hopin' I don't have to come see you no more.<br />But I'm warnin' you...<br />I gotta talk to you again, punk, an' I'm gonna be wearin' my angry hat.<br />It is one ugly hat, too.<br />You'll get straight-up, high-octane, mad mole!<br />No cream, no sugar, punk!<br />And don't you forget it!<br />Now, SCRAM!

== Second Dialogue ==
After the 5th reset, the process restarts starting from the 2nd Dialogue as shown below.

YOU!<br />Hold it right there, punk!<br />What did you do? Huh?<br />Tell me what you did!<br />What am I talkin' about?&nbsp; Huh?<br />Don't you play dumb with me!<br />Don't you DARE!<br />Before you turn the power off, SAVE!<br />You gotta SAVE!<br />I KNOW you knew that!<br />Don't even lie to me!<br />When you power down without following procedure...<br />Know what happens?<br />I get lights and sirens playin' and electric mambo at HQ!<br />KINDA HARD TO MISS!<br />Gotta relax.&nbsp; Deep breath.&nbsp; Haaaaaah...<br />I can see now, you don't listen too well...<br />Well, clean out your ears, [name].<br />Life's SERIOUS!<br />Calm...&nbsp; Haah...&nbsp; Happy mole...<br />You hear me?&nbsp; SERIOUS!<br />Haaah...&nbsp; Cool, dark tunnel...&nbsp; Release the anger...<br />You're gonna gimme health problems, punk.<br />Don't be such a twerp...&nbsp; Haaaaaah...<br />.........<br />...OK, listen, everybody, and I mean everybody, makes mistakes.<br />That's just life.<br />And maybe you didn't plan to do this.<br />Maybe this is all a big misunderstandin'.<br />Yeah, it's possible.<br />But you know somethin'?<br />It don't make a clod of difference.<br />Think about it, will ya?<br />What, you wanna fix all the things that go wrong?<br />You wanna snap your fingers and erase your screw-ups?<br />Sure, who don't?<br />I mean, pssshh, I wish I hadn't dropped outta dental school.<br />Good money there.<br />I REALLY wish I hadn't washed my white boxers with my red sweatshirt...BUT!<br />Is turnin' the power off without savin' gonna change any of that?<br />...Of course it ain't, punk!<br />That kinda thing only happens in video games!<br />In REAL life, in the REAL world, it ain't happenin'.<br />And that's normal.&nbsp; Hear me?<br />That's the way it is, right?<br />It's takin' whatever comes your way, the good AND the bad, that gives life<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; flavor.<br />It's all that stuff rolled together that makes life worth livin'.<br />Turnin' the power off 'cause you didn't get an item you really, really wanted?<br />Or tryin' to backtrack and avoid some kinda sticky situation?<br />That's PATHETIC!<br />C'mon, [name].<br />Stop playin' like that.<br />Stop LIVIN' like that!<br />I mean, grow up, will ya?<br />You're better than this...<br />You know anybody who's got a perfect life?<br />'Course not.<br />'Cause nothin's perfect.<br />So I'll say it one more time and hope you REALLY hear me this time...<br />Mistakes and disappointment make the sweet things in life that much sweeter.<br />You gotta take everythin' life throws atcha.<br />Roll with the punches, hear me?<br />Deal with the consequences of your actions, 'cause life ain't no video game.<br />You feel that irony, punk?<br />Aw, for the luvva dirt...<br />What's with the face, punk?<br />You think I need that look?<br />You got that how-long's-this-guy-gonna-keep-yappin'-at-me face.&nbsp; Yeah.<br />Well, wipe it off, ingrate!<br />You're lucky I ain't MORE mad, you dirty resetter!<br />Ah, whatever.<br />All this tunnelin' and barkin's got me beat.<br />I'm done with you, kid.<br />I'm cuttin' you loose.<br />But you gotta promise me, when you're don playin'...<br />You'll SAVE before you turn the power off!&nbsp; SAAAAAVE!<br />...You got that?<br />Oh, and before I forget, one last thing...<br />Wash your hands after you go to the bathroom!<br />We clear?&nbsp; Good!<br />Now SCRAM!

== Third Dialogue ==
AAAAAAARGH!<br />What?&nbsp; What's in your head?<br />You think I wouldn't notice?<br />You think I'd let it slide?<br />NOT LIKELY, PUNK!<br />SAVE before you turn the power off!&nbsp; SAVE!<br />What don't you understand?&nbsp; AAAARGH!<br />Whoa...<br />I think I screamed too hard there...<br />Talk about a head rush, everythin's sparkly...<br />YOU!&nbsp; You're a real piece of work, you know that, kid?<br />What is it you're tryin' to do to me here?<br />Don't you know I got high blood pressure and chronic tunnel toe?<br />My doc tells me I gotta take it easy, try not to get too worked up.<br />Do I LOOK not worked up?&nbsp; No!<br />All this chasin' you around's gonna do me in.<br />You're doin' this on purpose, ain't you?&nbsp; Yeah!<br />You're enjoyin' this!&nbsp; AARGH!<br />Why don'tcha just toilet-paper my cave while you're at it, you little punk!<br /><br />Don't you kids ever LISTEN?<br />You wouldn't believe what I gotta do to stay healthy.<br />Lately I've been tryin' to make yogurt from scratch!<br />You hear me?&nbsp; YOGURT!<br />The scary part is havin' to taste-test it.<br />You ever try spicy meatball yogurt?<br />Not good.<br />So waddaya say?<br />You gonna stop messin' with me, [name]?<br /><br />[Select "Whatever."]<br />Uh...&nbsp; What was that?<br />All you had to do was say "OK"!<br />Two stinkin' letters!<br />"O" and "K"!<br />You're pushin' the wrong buttons, kid.<br />The big, red, angry buttons.<br />You ain't takin' this seriously.<br />Worse, you ain't takin' ME seriously!<br />Kids today, no clue what you're thinkin'.<br />You got alien brains or somethin'.<br />[It repeats from above.]<br /><br />[Select "OK." (or later, "Whatever.")]<br />Ah, whatever...<br />You're all mouth and no heart, you know that?<br />You're laughin' at me right now, aren't ya?<br />Yeah, I see.&nbsp; I got your number, punk.<br />Know somethin'?<br />I've had it with you.<br />I'm tired of wastin' my time.<br />I'm gonna go watch some TV.<br />One of my favorite movies is on:&nbsp; "A Few Good Moles."<br />All right, set me up with a little "you-know-what" and I'll hit the tunnel.<br />C'mon...&nbsp; You know.&nbsp; Right?<br />There's no way you don't know.&nbsp; I KNOW you know!<br />No tip whatsoever?&nbsp; Uh-uh.<br />I ain't buyin' it, punk.<br />I know you got somethin'.<br />What?&nbsp; I ain't askin' for all your cash!<br />Just a little taste, is all...<br />I don't need a full meal!<br />Just a side order, no big deal, know what I mean?<br />Look, I know you got somethin'.<br />I hear them pockets jinglin'!<br />...<br />What's the hold up, punk?<br />It's not like I'm muggin' you over here.<br />What're you, a mime?<br />You forget how to talk?<br />You don't tip?<br />You ain't a tipper?<br />Tippin' against your moral fiber?<br />Say somethin'!<br />You don't wanna listen to me no more?<br />You tired of talkin' to me?&nbsp; Huh?<br />...That is IT!<br />You done it now, punk!<br />You made the list!<br />That's right!<br />You been LISTED!<br />You WILL learn to save before you turn the power off.<br />That's a promise!<br />You got yourself on the bad side of a bad mole on a bad day, punk!<br />You're gonna regret this for the rest of your life, you resettin' cheater!<br />Oh, yeah, one last thing...<br />When you take a bath, try usin' some soap, stinky!<br />We clear?&nbsp; Good!<br />Now SCRAM!

== Fourth Dialogue ==
AAAAAAARGH!<br />You know how many people I gotta repeat myself to?<br />JUST YOU, PUNK!<br />Read my lips:&nbsp; save first, and then, and ONLY then, turn the power off...<br />How many times I gotta tell you that?<br />...HEY!<br />You doin' this...on purpose?<br />Are you maybe turnin' the power off without savin' for laughs?<br />You wanna get the crazy mole out here an' see what he says next, that it?<br />This entertains you, punk?<br />You think this is funny?<br />A little stand-up mole?<br />Ah-HA!&nbsp; I saw that, kid!<br />You rolled your eyes at me!<br />You DO think this is a joke!<br />Haaaah...<br />Y'know, I been with the Reset Intervention Bureau since the family took over.<br />I gotta say, though, I ain't NEVER had to deal with a nutjob like you.<br />It's OK.&nbsp; I been trained.<br />It just means I gotta lose the kid gloves an' get serious.<br />I may even hit the gym and go a few rounds with my cousin, Vicious Vole Vinnie.<br />See if you wanna keep resettin' after I bounce a couple mole elbows off ya!<br />For the time bein', though, you get to tell me how sorry you are.<br />Testin', testin', 1, 2, 3!<br />All right, no feedback.<br />We're good to go.<br />Now I'm gonna give you an apology, an' you're gonna repeat it back to me.<br />You get it wrong, I know you ain't serious, and you get to say it again!<br />Uh, lemme see...<br />Yeah, that's a good one!<br />You ready?&nbsp; Here goes!

(If Mr. Resetti is saying the 4th Dialog, the player must say what Mr. Resetti says.)

"I need help!"<br />"I'm a cheater."<br />"I'm dirt. DIRT!" (the player must put a space after the period.)<br />"I'm a loser."<br />"I'm so dumb!"<br />"I'm so sorry."<br />"It's my fault."<br />“Me = Bad!” (the player must put a space before and after the equals sign.)<br />"My apologies."<br />"Never again!"<br />"No cheating!"<br />"Resetti rules!"<br />"Save! SAVE!" (the player must put a space after the first exclamation point.)<br />"So sorry!"<br /><br />SAY IT!<br />(Type what is between the quotes with exact capitalization and punctuation.)

If the player typed correctly the first time:

<br />Hmmm... Naw, that ain't gonna cut it neither.<br />That wasn't from the heart.<br />You didn't really mean it.<br />That was just lip service.<br />You spat on the mic, too!<br />Guess you're gonna have to try somethin' else, punk.<br />OK...&nbsp; What next?<br />GOT IT!&nbsp; This is a good one!<br />You ready?&nbsp; Here goes!<br />If you typed incorrectly:

<br />...WHAT WAS THAT?!<br />No!&nbsp; No!&nbsp; NO!<br />Say it again!<br />You ready?&nbsp; Here goes!<br />If the player typed correctly the second or later time:

<br />...You really mean it?<br />You ain't just playin' with me?&nbsp; Huh?<br />OK.&nbsp; What you just said?<br />DON'T FORGET IT!<br />Seriously, no more, OK?<br />This better be the last time, I mean it!<br />Oh, hold on, one last thing.<br />Brush your teeth once in a while.<br />And don't forget to floss, too, moss-mouth!<br />We clear?&nbsp; Good!<br />Now SCRAM!

== Fifth Dialogue ==
The last dialogue may make Resetti very mad.

AAAAAARGH!!!<br />YOU AGAIN?!?<br />STOP<br />MESSIN'<br />WITH ME!<br />What's it gonna take to get it through your thick skull?<br />If you're gonna quit, you gotta SAVE first!<br />Use your head, punk!<br />It's even written in the manual!<br />HAAH...&nbsp; HAAAH...HAAAAAAH...<br />...You hate me, don't you?<br />I mean, you just hate me more than anythin', right?<br />More than laundry, traffic jams, an' bad breath all rolled together, Right?<br />You hate me so much you can't stand it, huh?<br />That's why you keep doin' this over an' over, right?<br />You're tryin' to do me in.<br />...Hey, FINE BY ME!<br />At least I know how you really feel, punk.<br />Lemme tell you, though, you ain't the only one with feelin's here.&nbsp; We clear?<br />An' today's the day I put a stop to this.<br />You listenin', you little monster?<br />Until you can convince me you're truly an' sincerely sorry, I ain't goin' home!<br />You an' me are gonna go round an' round an' round!<br />First, you're gonna show me how sorry you are, and I'd better FEEL it!<br />I don't want no smirks, eye-rolls, or nothin' like that.<br />I want remorse, punk!<br />Oh, an' don't try lyin'.<br />I can smell lies!&nbsp; Smell 'em!<br />All you gotta do is be honest.<br />Gimme some genuine emotion, know what I mean?<br />You go for melodrama, you're gonna get the wrath of Resetti, you hear me?<br />All right, let's do this.<br />Tell me, and tell me true...<br />After all this, how sorry are you?<br /><br />[Select anything from "Really sorry!" to "Very sorry."]<br />...Huh?&nbsp; Is that the best you can do?&nbsp; You SERIOUS?!<br />You know what?&nbsp; You're nothin' to me.<br />Nothin' but a thoughtless punk.<br />I dunno, maybe you're slow.<br />Or maybe you don't know how to express yourself.<br />Pay attention.<br />"Apologies" are a buncha words strung together, right?<br />Follow me?<br />We use 'em to tell others that we wish we hadn't done whatever it is we did.&nbsp;<br />OK?<br />HOW you say the words is as important as the words themselves, [name].<br />So you gotta show me you know HOW to say the words!<br />ONE MORE TIME!<br /><br />[Select anything less than "Really sorry!" and it repeats from above.]<br /><br />[Select "Really sorry!"]<br />Hmmm...&nbsp; Uh...&nbsp; Yeah...<br />OK, if that's how you really feel...<br />Guess it'll have to do at this point.<br />I got nothin' left over here, so I'm gonna cut you some slack.<br />We're clear here, ain't we, [name]?<br />You're gonna save before you quit, right?<br />Don't be pullin' my chain here.<br />You follow the rules an' finish your game, then you go back to your life.<br />You go do whatever it is you do out there in your world...all right?<br />Don't you let me down!<br />I don't wanna talk about this no more.<br />Hey, hold it, one last thing.<br />Chew your food, and stop talking with your mouth full, you little piggy!<br />We clear?&nbsp; Good!<br />Now SCRAM!

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